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i'm a 21 year old man-hating lesbian living in DC.

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

caskett:

This inspired me a lot

horsefricker:

reblog if girls are hella

cimet:

cimet:

im bald again

reblog this i want my first 100 note selfie

cimet:

cimet:

im bald again

reblog this i want my first 100 note selfie

aka-thirteen:

Minimal To s/s 13 “Sail to the Moon”

aka-thirteen:

Minimal To s/s 13 “Sail to the Moon”

tr1angl3:

pomeranianprivilege:

leftist dude:
*pauses porn*
"monogamy is a patriarchal social construct babe, being in a monogamous relationship means that the man owns you. you’re trapped in the patriarchy’s chain sweetie, and only polyamorous men respect women enough to free you from those chains. oh but babe, you can’t be a lesbian, being a lesbian is also a patriarchal social construct, you just think you’re attracted to other women due to hyper-sexualization of women & lesbian sex,  ya know? attraction isn’t based on sex/gender babe, that’s just what the patriarchy tells you. you gotta push yourself in to poly relationships without limits baby, then you’ll be free.
I know what im talking about babe, I’ve studied q*eer & gender theory for a decade babe. hush, disagreeing with me only means you don’t understand the theory babe.”

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jorts420:

jorts420:

sad-snail:

"not gay" 

our honeymoon

in which annie and mari and i officially got married

girlbacteria:

Your whole “hearts not parts” bullshit is so fucking homophobic, Just fucking admit that most of you guys are creepy straight people who fetishize homosexuality. You can keep the drag parties and sparkly glittery avantgarde ladygaga androgyny just get your whiny asses out of our spaces  with your god damn annoying straight PiV-worshipping horseshit.

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